"I think I know how to raise a kid. You know what it is? You just play catch with them. You take them in the back and play catch with them, and you just talk about life. You distract them by throwing the ball, and they don’t even notice you’re filling their heads with your theories. You don’t do it the old school way, the way your parents used to, sit down across from you.. ‘You want to tell me about your day? Did anybody offer you any drugs? Are you learning about sex?’ Dude you’re fucking freaking me out, I’m trying to eat a Pop-Tart here."
- Bill Burr, “You People Are All The Same” (2012)